See?? See???
Look at the little (by which I mean huge, looming and pointy) monster!!
This is what I saw when I innocently wandered into the bathroom for my shower this morning! The WASP that BIT MY BUTT is BACK!! Of course I have no way of knowing whether it's the same wasp, but why the heck would I let that get in the way of my ranting?? Either it's the same wasp back for second course, or it's another one who has heard of the amazing Butt Buffet currently on offer at the House of Peeve. I was in favour of squooshing it with extreme prejudice, but again Dave's soft heart came to its rescue and he captured it for release into the wild. To spread the word!!
Humph. I was going to post a picture of one of my new skeins of Sunshine Yarn, but I am now distracted and slightly paranoid. Wasps. Muttermuttermutter.
This paranoia was lessened somewhat by the huge girly squeal that I let out when I read that La has put me on her 5 blogs to spotlight for this year! Oooh.
And this made me laugh out loud (well, hack and wheeze. But the thought was there). Panopticon, I salute thee!
Good thing for the day: the sun is shining and I am about to venture out of the house in order to eat brunch and remind myself that there is actually life out there.
Bad thing for the day: The frequency with which I accuse Dave of having turned up the heating suggests that my fever is hanging in for it's fifth glorious day.
This is what I saw when I innocently wandered into the bathroom for my shower this morning! The WASP that BIT MY BUTT is BACK!! Of course I have no way of knowing whether it's the same wasp, but why the heck would I let that get in the way of my ranting?? Either it's the same wasp back for second course, or it's another one who has heard of the amazing Butt Buffet currently on offer at the House of Peeve. I was in favour of squooshing it with extreme prejudice, but again Dave's soft heart came to its rescue and he captured it for release into the wild. To spread the word!!
Humph. I was going to post a picture of one of my new skeins of Sunshine Yarn, but I am now distracted and slightly paranoid. Wasps. Muttermuttermutter.
This paranoia was lessened somewhat by the huge girly squeal that I let out when I read that La has put me on her 5 blogs to spotlight for this year! Oooh.
And this made me laugh out loud (well, hack and wheeze. But the thought was there). Panopticon, I salute thee!
Good thing for the day: the sun is shining and I am about to venture out of the house in order to eat brunch and remind myself that there is actually life out there.
Bad thing for the day: The frequency with which I accuse Dave of having turned up the heating suggests that my fever is hanging in for it's fifth glorious day.
7 Comments:
what a terrorific creature! be careful when u take a bath
Did you see that La linked you?
Oh no! the butt buffet is open again! That is making me laugh harder than should be allowed.
Feel better!
Congrats on being one of the fabulous five.
Keep the butt undercover!
Lindy
(I can't say what I want to say about the butt buffet, and how it gets bigger with extra stings!)
I've thought I was crook since thursday cos it has been around 24 a LOT, hence the feeling of being feverish.
A blog to watch eh? Lucky you!
That Dave is too soft. I will send pao to squash it for you as I'd be running and hiding.
Dang, still with the fever?? :(
Congrats on the La link. And I'm thinking you might have to get your own bug swatter to kill such beasties, if Dave is just going to let them out so they can sneak back in to bite your butt...
Congrataulations! (And thanks to La for pointing you out.) and thanks to you for directing me to the tote bag. Laugh out Loud, indeed!
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